Happy Mommy Day!!!

Thanks mom... You did it right.

Squeaky noises...

So, sometimes when I come home from work and take the dog out, I hear some squeaky things. I realize that's a pretty vague generalization, but I have no point of reference in which to categorize this sound!
Shit!
Stop judging my vocabulary!
Anyway, I have determined they are coming from my neighbor's patio...

What's your strongest, cheapest shot? It's called am Oxymoron. #bartenderwrath -- The Bartendress (@the_Bartendress)

Night off

I might have sliced my foot open.
And by 'might,' I mean totally did and didn't realize until I saw the trail of blood following me on the tile floor.
Also, adult swim.... Stop with the goddamn  Navy commercials. Every five minutes with the, "global force for good."
I don't appreciate your propaganda.

Or your tone, for that matter!

And all of these things are why my nights off, away from the bar, are far more dangerous than you might think.

Tweets and things

https://twitter.com/#!/the_Bartendress
Stalk me.

Shot of the day.... Green tea: 3/4 Oz Jameson, 3/4 Oz peach schnapps, splash of sour, splash of sprite. Shaken. -- The Bartendress (@the_Bartendress)

Yes, let's.