Happy Mommy Day!!!

Thanks mom... You did it right.

Squeaky noises...

So, sometimes when I come home from work and take the dog out, I hear some squeaky things. I realize that's a pretty vague generalization, but I have no point of reference in which to categorize this sound!
Shit!
Stop judging my vocabulary!
Anyway, I have determined they are coming from my neighbor's patio...

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